Dear roommate,
I am not the tidiest person you will meet. Seriously, I can be quite messy sometimes. For example, it took me 6 months to clear my luggage from an Italy trip. It took me another 6 months to clear my A'levels horror. And when I do art, paints get all over the place. So do pieces of scrap and paper. I admit that I am a messy person. With that, I share the same sentiments as you.
HOWEVER. Being messy and being dirty is TWO different thing. I know that cooking gets the room oily and stuff, so I dont cook. If I really want to cook, I will do it outside in the common area. And I do know how to throw away the leftovers and wash my dishes and bowl. I know that unwashed dishes attract pests such as insect C. So please, please, wash that bowl of yours at on top of the fridge. It has been there for almost a week and I can see that the soy sauce stain is becoming some sort of permanent pattern on that bowl of yours. Maybe that is your aesthetic and you are actually creating some sort of art piece. I dont know. but is disgusting. even Damien Hirst knows how to put corpses inside formaldehyde to prevent them from rotting. You? I dont know. only oxidation can happen. oh and please throw away that chicken bone of yours at the window latch. I can see that is decomposing. I can smell it. I dont want maggots to come ok. even though is winter, decomposition still happens. just that it is in a slower pace. But it still happens. I am sure they teach that in basic lower secondary science.
and please, change that shampoo of yours. I can see that it is not helping in your hair loss. Your hair strands are all over the place. Maybe is stress, we all know. but it is worrying to see so much hair on the floor. as your roommate, I am worried about your health. They say that if you loose more than 50 strands of hair a day, something is going wrong. Go see a doctor. He may help you.
And since you are going to the doctor, please ask him about your snoring too. Is getting worse. Snoring at such a young age is not a good sign. It shows that there is something wrong with your respiratory system. I am really, really really worried about your health.
I am not complaining. My tolerance level is actually quite high. But the problem is, it has reached the peak two nights ago when I actually saw INSECT C at my table. it was not big, just a small one, but who knows. It is an animal and it can grow you know. and reproduce. ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGG. Yes. Insect C is the final thing I want to see. and the worst nightmare has occurred. I have taken an application form for room changing just now. Once I find a suitable room, I will move out. I will see. but rooms are sacred. zomg.
Wish you good luck in your finals. I really hope that you can get first class honors, so that you will graduate immediately and leave the hall for good. Then I will have the room all by myself.
Love,
Chi Ching
(p.s. Please be glad that I didnt buy voodoo dolls.)
WANTS
#1:Long handwritten letters
#2:One piece manga, all.
#3:Get into hall. get into hall. GET INTO HALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL hall is too scary.
#4:Trip to Japan. Akihabara!
#5:Survive the three years despite of the lack of lunch and sleep. And hopefully I can grab a first class honors.
#6: Slam Dunk manga, all.
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